SMILE

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six year old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?” I wouldn’t know what to say,” the girl replied. “Just say what your hear mummy say,” the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, “Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?”

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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to a church service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.”

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One particular four-year-old prayed, “And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.”

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A little boy was overheard praying, “Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am.”

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