I found this in our local Age Concern Oct/Nov 2016 newsletter. I like it and it is really funny.

“For those who don’t and cannot comprehend why Facebook exists:

I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passersby what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later, and with whom.

I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and of my gardening, taking things apart in my garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, and doing what anyone and everybody does every day.

I also listen to their conversations; give them the “thumbs up” and tell them I like them.

And it works just like Facebook!

I already have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator and a psychiatrist.”