The blessed German general von Viebahn liked to tell this little story:

The uniform of an officer got torn in a maneuvre. He came to a village and met some soldiers and asked,” Is a tailor here?” “Yes, was the answer from one man. But when the officer asked him to mend his uniform he was told, “I cannot do that, my name is Tailor, but I am not a tailor.”

General von Viebahn finished, “There are many who call themselves Christians, but they are not really Christians.”

What about you?