The lighter side of church notices:

WarCry

01 August 2009

The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands.

Do you like this last one?

DON’T LET WORRY KILL YOU: LET THE CHURCH HELP.