Reasons why not to mess with children

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a big mammel, its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible.

The little girl said,” When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked,”What if Jonah went to hell?”. The girl replied,” Then you can ask him.”

Matthew 12:40